getting on a bus. 1/12 5:23

i just made the 530 outta nyc by 5 min's… talk about cutting it close cuz the next bus i could take leaves tomorrow!
I had found a bb gun in my old room at my parents house, it looked like a .38 six shooter. so i was like cool ill take it with me! smart right. so i run down to gate 68 happy as can be! i walk up to the gate with a shit eaten grin on my face like "here i am! the dumbs who brought a fuckin gun". the two haspanic dudes standing in front of my gate said "we need to do a security check before you get on the bus." my heart sinks and i get sweaty. my heart is pounding and my better judgment is screaming at me for being a retard. i was thinking how to get out of this situation..i say " huh hang on ill.. huh…" one of em says "hey why are you so nervus for?"
now im not shire what there gonna do when they pull this fuckin hand cannon out of my bag but i figured it would be worse if i try and hide it, lie, or run so i spit it out…
'im moving to texas and my dumbs put a bb gun in my bookbag. so they look at each other for a second and one finally says  ok lets see it.
i reach in my bag and i felt like the barrel was 10 inches long. the thing looks light. wooden handle the rest made of metal. i quickly turn it around and hand it to one of em handle first and say.. " im sorry i wasn't thinking when i threw it in there.
they give each other another look and i remember the time when i went to this science learning center with my brothers, dad, and granny.
i had to be like 10 or 11. a while before bobby hacker gave me this huge folding knife and a 10 year old boy holding it the thing looks like a machete. theres this tunnel that you could crawl through with no lights so you had to feel your way through it. and if you didn't want to loose your keys, wallet, k-bar, there was a basket with the guys runnin the tunnel… so this 10 year old pulles this concield weapon out and gingerly places it in the basket. well i get through the tunnel and security is waiting for me at the other side. this place was huge with maybe a thousand people in it.. like 3 or 4 floors and they page my father over the intercom to come and get me and excaliber.
so anyways the guy says to me  " look do you want to sign for this and you can get it some other time, but we cant let you on the bus with it." i said no thankyou. throw it away keep it give it away, i just wanna get on this bus and get to texas.
next stop Philly!!!